I thought this was quite clever:
While way up in heaven they lament these conditions
That come from changing a few prepositions.
“Not in it, or of it,” Christian One thought,
But who in the world will know that he’s not?
“In it, and of it,” thought Christian Two.
But who in the world will know what he knew?
“Not in it, but of it,” thought Christian Three.
But who in the world watches Christian TV?
And Jesus turns to Gabriel, shaking His head.
“‘In it, not of it,’ wasn’t that what I said?”
Read The Ins And Outs Of It by John Fischer in it’s entirety.